Michael Flynn Becomes Shortest Serving National Security Advisor in History
Feb. 13, 2017, Washington, DC. Former conspiracy theorist and National Security Advisor Michael Flynn resigned today, making him the shortest serving National Security Advisor in American political history. We’re talking three weeks! And why, pray tell, would he go and resign so fast like that? Well, remember back in December when there was intelligence evidence that the Russian government had tampered with US Elections? And remember back in December how President Barack Obama imposed sanctions on Russia in retaliation? Well Michael Flynn called the Russian ambassador and told him not to worry (or retaliate) over these sanctions. Once Trump was President they would “take care of it.” Yeah. He did that treasonous shit. We know because our own intelligence recorded his freakin’ phone call, which Mr. Flynn was apparently too stupid to realize might happen (which made him such a fine candidate for National Security Advisor). Anyway, then he allegedly lied about it to Pence, who in turn vouched for him (or so the story goes). Another option is that Pence and Trump were in on it as well, and Mike Flynn is the fall guy ‘firewall’ between Trump and the greater Russian scandal that the Democrats have been screaming about since December.